EPC Floor Plan Birmingham

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EPC Floor Plan Birmingham is a trading title of The Cold War Property Professional Services. We have been providing Energy Performance Certificates, EPCs, Floor Plans, Legionella Reports and Estate Photography to Estate Agents, Solicitors, Auction House and members of the public since 2004. All our Surveyors are fully qualified and Insured.

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this is turning out to be quite an amazing day John Williams

Ok I know moving house can be difficult and stressful, but who the hell leaves a full bottle of Rattler behind?

fecked my gear box so Paula Pad & Lola kindly took me to my jobs today, which meant that the six times I got back in the car I was treated to a little head cuddle and an ear clean! 😂💜

Meet Leo
He's a very good boy.
5 months old Cocker Spaniel
He loves his toys his food and his mum and dad ♥️
#dogsofinstagram #cockerspaniel

First visit to Coffee Shack #stirchley
Lovely #coffee
Lovely owner
Lovely decor
Lovely atmosphere
Nearby parking
All the milks
#dogfriendly
£2.60 for #americano and #oatmilk
#bargain
#workinglunch #coffeetime #coffeelover #coffeeshop #stirchley #peoplesrepublicofstirchley
#epc
#floorplan

Was having a nightmare of a day. Everything was going wrong, missed appointments, wrong sets of keys and to top it all a bloody alarm went off and the agent hadn't told me the code!!!!!!
Anyway it all ended fantastically after a few jobs on the Stratford Road including a little plan at @mojitocartel
The lovely woman who owns the business would not let me go without giving me a free frozen mocktail strawberry daiquiri.
Wow thanks Aisha it was amazing 🤩
#mocktails #stratfordroad #strawberrydaiquiri #frozendrinks #birminghamlife #thisisbham #lovebrum

Safe to say today's first customer was very happy with our service 😜😁🤣
#epc #epcbirmingham #floorplan #birminghamproperty #newinstruction #stirchley #coffee #coffeebreak #amazing

Oooh I may have found mynew favourite coffee shop!
Free water on tap, well a jug actually
All the milks you could want
Fab coffee
Reasonable prices
Nice atmosphere
Lovely people
#coffee
#coffeeshop #cafe #coffeeshopworker #birminghamlife #thisisbrum #lovebrum #jewelleryquarter

Spotted this lovely #minton tiled floor in this entrance to a flat managed by @nicholasgeorgeltd today
Giving me the I Claudius vibes
#mintontiles #mosaic #iclaudius #iclavdivs #tile #tiledesign

Very lucky to be in a lovely home this m
Morning, a new instruction on the market with @oakmansestateagent
Sadly this beautiful young boy doesn't come with the house. He's called Patch and he's a 5 year old rescue greyhound. Such a good boy 😁
#epc #rescuedog #rescuedogsofinstagram #rescuedogs #greyhound #greyhoundsofinstagram #rescuegreyhound #newinstruction

First appointment today was in an amazing large detached house in Telford for sale via @royalestatesuk and best of all I got to meet this pair of smashers.
11 week old sibling cockerpoo puppies, say hello to Reggie & Lola 😁
#newinstruction #floorplan #cockerpoosofinstagram #cockerpoo #cockerpoopuppy #dogsofinstagram #puppy #puppies

Spotted this beauty in a fantastic building in Moseley this week. Contact @bondwolfecom for details
#moseley #moseleyvillage #stainedglass #sturiel #stariel #archangel #archangels #birmingham #birminghamarchitecture

This lovely garden fence mural is the view you'd get if you were washing the dishes in the kitchen of this new instruction being listed by @oakmansestateagent
#property #birminghamproperty #mural #gardenart #newinstruction #epc #birmingham #forsale

Patch was explaining to me the efficiency of his house's double glazing 😜🤣
#staffy #staffygram #staffylove #staffylovers #staffordshirebullterrier #dogsofinstagram #igersdog #energyperformance #epc #whosagoodboy

Lovely view of the Birmingham skyline from this #penthouse apartment available to rent via @robertpowell_ea
#birminghamlife #birmingham #birminghamskyline #torent #tolet #lettings #epc

Not sure who the previous tenants were at this property, but I think they may have had daft punk playing at their house, their house....
#cashintheattic #daftpunk #lcdsoundsystem #biker #helmet

This weeks winner of #wallpaperoftheweek goes to this funky little number spotted in Quinton
#wallpaper #wallpaers #funky #funkywallpaper

First appointment was a no show in the #jewelleryquarter today which meant I had time for a DIY americano with oat milk at @espressoquarter
#coffee #espresso #cafe #birminghamlife #vegan 😁

Spotted this absolute joy of a building in West Brom today. Wow.
# bbcmidlands #bbcwestmidlands #igersblackcountry #igersbirmingham #temple #hindu #hindutemple #westbrom #westbromwich

Spotted this lovely glass door in a 5 bed home that's just been put on the market in Harborne. For details contact @oakmansestateagent
#harborne #newinstruction #epc #forsale #birmingham #stainedglass

Lovely sunny morning working in Moseley village today.
#moseley #moseleyvillage #sunshine #sunflower #sunflowers🌻 #birminghamlife #igersbirmingham #epc #spring

Are you into retro wallpaper and carpets?
Then get bidding in lot 7 of the next @sdl_auctions on 28th April
We were very pleased to do the EPC for them, it was like walking back in time
#birminghamlife #retro #wallpaper #wallpaperoftheweek #epc #propertyauction #homesunderthehammer

No I'm not measuring my client's cacti!!!
As part of the energy survey we have to measure the thickness of the external walls and ascertain what they are made of and how they are insulated. This allows the software to calculate the rate of heat loss through the wall known as thermal transmittance or U Value
#epc #energysaving #energyperformance #property #cactus #cacti #cactuslove #uvalue

Whilst doing an #epc for @robertpowell_ea today I found this chap
#sculpture #streetart #publicart #birminghamlife #igersbirmingham #thisisbrum #spartanrace #spartan #greekwarrior

Did an EPC for @sdl_auctions in Staffordshire last week & in pride of place on the mantle piece was this rare George Harrison LP. Please check with the auctioneer to see if it's included in the sale.
#vinyl
#vinylcommunity #georgeharrison #thebeatles #epc #auction #auctions

Spotted this nice bit of #streetart outside the old royal pub in #birmingham
#epc #floorplan #thisisbham #birminghamlife #ilovebrum #igersbirmingham #graffiti

Some days this job is just fantastic. Was doing a job for @blackcountryhousinggroup today and the property was opposite the Wednesbury Windmill!!!!!
I have been trying to get a good look at this mill for bloody years 😁
#epc #floorplan #wednesbury #wednesburywindmill #windmill #windmills #blackcountry

If coffee was made illegal the property market would completely collapse 😂

And this week's #wallpaperoftheweek winner goes to this trippy little number we found in Tyseley.
#wallpaper #trippyart #phycadelic #epc #energy #floorplan

So one of the tenants at the last property kept trying to stop me from working 😁🤣
#epc #floorplan #cat #catsofinstagram #catsofinsta #kitty #kitten

What's the best thing about your job Jonnie? I hear you ask
Well it's deffo the dogs I meet. This is Ollie who I was lucky to see today. He's a very special lad. He's saved his dad's life twice by raising the alarm when he was having heart attacks. What a good boy
#epc #floorplan #dogsofinsta #dogsofinstagram #goldenretriever #goodboy

We've been renewing a lot of EPC certificates on the Castle Vale Estate for @cvcha @thepioneergroup_
And yes we've met lots and lots of lovely dogs.
This young man is called Teddy. He's a 2 year old #cockerpoo
He loves walks, his mummy and daddy, fuss and going to the groomers so he's rely looking forward to #lockdown2 ending.
#dogsofinstagram
#dogsofinsta #castlevale #epc #staysafe #birminghamlife #thisisbham #lovebrum

Wall covering of the day.
#wallcovering #wallcoverings #wallpaper #wallpapers #butterfly #butterflies #butterfly🦋 #redadmiral #epc #floorplans #floorplan #birmingham

What a lovely start to a Monday morning. First appointment met this lovely lad called Bruno.
Bruno likes lots of fuss, corn on the cob, visiting his nanny and lots more fuss.
#epc #epcbirmingham #dogs #dogsofinsta #dogsofinstagram #staffordshirebullterrier #staffy #staffordshireterrier #mondaymotivation

Pleased to have just done my first #EPC for @bondwolfeauctions
Semi-det freehold property in Watery Lane Smethwick. It need of renovation. Great potential. Going under the hammer 13th March. For more details called Bond Wolfe on
0121 312 1212.
#propertyauctions #homesunderthehammer

The town of Arley seems to have its own microclimate, because when we were doing an EPC there today I had to take my coat off as there was no jacket required!
#epc #floorplan #floorplans #legionella #property #propertymanagement #rental #rentalproperty #genesis #philcollins @officialphilcollins

Was lucky enough to meet and do an #epc for this lovely #birmingham lad, Nathan from @uselessbricks
He's appearing on @channel4 tonight on @legomastersofficial
Even if only a fraction of his personality comes across, he's going to be a hit with the audience. Really nice man. Good luck Nathan.
#birmingham #lego #legomasters

Prettiest block of flats in Birmingham.
#apartment #block #towerblock #artdeco #architecture #birmingham #lookingup_architecture

Ok serious question. Do the controls on this @vaillant.uk boiler look like Homer Simpson to you?
#homer #homersimpson #thesimpsons

Best thing about my job is definitely the dogs.
#dogoftheday #dogoftheweek #fogsofinsta #dogsofinstagram #dogsofinsta #dalmatian #dalmatianpuppy #puppy #puppys #nofilter #nofilterneeded #nofilters

The wonderful thing about diggers, is diggers are wonderful things.
#wallpaperoftheweek award goes to this flat in Tioton
#wallpaper #digger #diggers #jcb

Despite this flat being on the tenth floor and 300 ft off the ground, the housing association have such high regard for the skill levels of the local toerags that they felt they needed to install spikes outside the windows!!!
#highrise #birmingham #ontopoftheworld #epc #floorplan

Do you want to get up when you want to except on Wednesdays when you get rudely awakened by the dustmen? Then grab this lovely old lodge on the edge of Malvern Park Solihull. Lot 113 of @sdl_auctions upcoming auction 23rd May at @avfcofficial
#parklife #blur #property #homesunderthehammer #propertymanagement #epc #floorplan #solihull #solihulllife

I went to the bathroom, I was desperate too
For a wee and poo
And it was all yellow.....
#coldplay #yellow #bathroom #bathroomdecor #1970 #1970s #1970style #property #propertymanagement #epc #floorplans #homesunderthehammer

Was lucky enough to do an #epc in Osler Street #birmingham which means I got chance to take a photo of the Dharma Talaka Peace Pagoda.
#birmingham #birminghamuk #birminghamlife #bham #thisisbrum #igersbirmingham #pagoda #pagodas #buddhism

Today I had the pleasure of visiting #leicester
The flat i did the #epc on is part of Stoneygate Court. This Castle themed development was apparently built by #norwichunion in 1931.
#epc #floorplan #lettings #lettingsagent #property #propertymanagement #tolet #lookingup #lookingup_architecture #architecture

So as I have to go in a lot of loft spaces I am often asked "have you ever found anything valuable?" Well apart from a portrait of John Wayne (see an earlier post) I would have to say no, until today.
Ant & Dec trivia cards!!!!! I truly have struck gold!!!!!
#epc #floorplan #floorplans #energy #energyconservation #energyefficient #loft #attic #cashintheattic #antanddec #antanddecssaturdaynighttakeaway #trivia #antmcpartlin #declandonnelly #trivia #birmingham #birminghamuk #livingthedream

#stainedglass window on the front door of a lovely #victorian flat in #moseley #birmingham
#epc #floorplan #floorplans #tolet #victorianhouse #victorianstyle

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